Old Mister Mallard, Part 5

Old Mister Mallard thinks he's dreaming, thinks he's a little dizzy, and thinks he forgot to close his refrigerator. He thinks these three things at the exact same moment because, in reality, he currently has three thinking brains. Due to being temporarily cursed by a malicious, supernatural force that goes by the name Slix D'mono, Old Mister Mallard has been seraphically transfigured. When he turns back to normal in a couple of hours, he'll hopefully remember to not read out loud random lines from any ancient texts he finds buried around his property.