Friday, March 25, 2016
Old Mister Mallard, Part 9
Old Mister Mallard loves to dance! His jig of choice is a flamboyant, jittery number that has been passed down in secret for hundreds of years among the citizens of the nearby town. As fate would have it, this seemingly innocuous set of movements is actually a mole-seal conjuring ritual. Once Old Mister Mallard is finished with his self-expression, hundreds of misguided, purple mole-seals will be flopping around on the topsoil like rubbery yams.